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Showing posts with label funny sms. Show all posts

Thursday, 12 January 2017

Pathan Ki Wife Pregnant Funny Jokes 2017

Pathan Ki Wife Pregnant Funny Jokes 2017


By: Shahbaz Jaan


Pathan Ki Wife Pregnant Funny Jokes 2017

Pathan And wife

Wife: Ap Boht Moty Ho Gai ho.
Pathan: Tum Bhi To Moti Ho Gai Ho.
Wife: Main To Man Banny Wali Hun.
Pathan: Main Bhi To Baap Banny Wala Hun

Friday, 1 January 2016

Chandni raat thi, nadi ka kinara tha, Asman mein taron ka nazara tha

Chandni raat thi,
nadi ka kinara tha,
Asman mein taron ka nazara tha,
premi ne
pyar se
hole se
muskarate hue
premika se kaha.
�Darling.
BIDEE PIOGEE ?

Funny Shayari Na jaan, naa pehchaan, Tu mera mehmaan And the award goes to A.R.Rehman!

Na jaan, naa pehchaan, Tu mera mehmaan
�. And the award goes to A.R.Rehman!

Kisi ko naa thi mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, Rubber de Rubber..?

Teri adaao pe main vaari vaari..
Dial 139 for Railway enquiry�?

Na jeene ki aarzoo, Na marne ka khauf..,
The number you are trying is currently switched off..?

Apne ghamo ko bas,
dil me daba lo�
Naya Godrej powder hair dye,
Bas kaato, gholo aur laga lo!!

Yun khamosh rehkar tadpegi kab tak�?
Cameraman Praful ke sath Deepak Chaurasiya AAJ TAK..?

Mehngaayi ke iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kaaboo
Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jaano Ramesh Babu��.!

Main hoon yahaa, Tu hai wahaa..
LIFEBUOY hai jaha, tandarusti hai waha!

Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska Group jaanchna..
��..Basanti, Inn kutto ke saamne mat naachnaaa!!!

Yashomati maiya se bole nandlala�
TATA SKY laga daala, to Life jhingalala..?

Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asli masaale sach-sach, MDH� MDH!

Naach meri bul bul, tujhe paisa milega..
Hum CID se hain, Koi apni jagah se nahin hilega!

Thursday, 5 February 2015

Pathan Aur Ustaad Funny Sms 2015

Pathan Aur Ustaad Funny Sms 2015 Latest Updated Free Download Picture Wallpapers

By: Shahbaz Jaan

Pathan Aur Ustaad Funny Sms 2015

In English 

Ustaad: Main ne tumhen kutty par mazmoon likh kr laany ko kha tha...

Pathan: Main kya krta jab main ne kutty pr pen rkha to us ne mujhy kaat lia....

Sunday, 5 January 2014

Police Constable Ka Bacha Funny Sms Latest 2014 And Text Messages

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By: SHAHBAZ JAAN

Police Constable Ka Bacha Funny Sms Latest 2014 And Text Messages
Police Constable Ka Bacha Funny Sms Latest 2014 And Text Messages
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